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Speed Is All We Do

We make slow WordPress sites blazing fast. Obsessively optimized. Measurably better. No fluff, no agency bloat — just results.

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98
Mobile Score

Your competitors are loading.
You're not.

A slow site costs you traffic, conversions, and Google rankings. We've cracked the code on WordPress performance — and we'll prove it on your site.
2X
avg speed gain
48hr
turnaround
100%
satisfaction

What We Offer

One niche. Done right.

We don't do design, SEO, or marketing. We optimize WordPress performance — obsessively, methodically, and measurably.

One-Time Optimization
$ 99
Full audit and optimization of your WordPress site. We dig into every layer — server, code, assets, and delivery — until the numbers move.
  • Full PageSpeed & Core Web Vitals audit
  • Caching configuration
  • Image compression & WebP conversion
  • Render-blocking resource elimination
  • Before/after score report
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Ongoing Performance Monitoring
$ 29
/mo
We monitor and re-optimize your site monthly so your scores stay where they belong. Requires One-Time Optimization
  • Monthly performance check & re-optimization
  • Score alert if performance drops
  • Priority support
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how it works

From sluggish to surgical.

No smoke and mirrors. Our process is systematic, transparent, and repeatable across every type of WordPress site.

Baseline audit

We run a full PageSpeed + Core Web Vitals audit, identifying every bottleneck on your site before touching a single file.

Deep optimization

Our proprietary stack handles caching, asset delivery, image compression, and render-blocking resources with surgical precision.

Verify & report

We re-run every benchmark and send you a before/after report showing exactly what moved and why.

Handoff & support

You keep the gains. We document everything and stay available for questions post-delivery.
$ optonerds audit yoursite.com
→ Running PageSpeed baseline...
→ Mobile score: 34
→ LCP: 6.2s FID: 280ms CLS: 0.24
$ optonerds optimize --full
→ Configuring caching layers...
→ Compressing & converting images...
→ Eliminating render-blocking resources...
→ Optimizing asset delivery...
→ Verifying results...
✓ Done. New mobile score: 98
✓ LCP: 1.1s FID: 18ms CLS: 0.02

REAL RESULTS

The numbers don't lie.

Every site is different. These are real before/after scores from client optimizations.
BEFORE
34
WooCommerce store, shared hosting, unoptimized images
AFTER
94
Same host, same theme — just our optimization stack applied
BEFORE
51
Agency portfolio site, Elementor, heavy plugin stack
AFTER
98
Delivered in 36 hours, no theme changes, no plugin removals
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what clients say

Nerds who deliver.

We let the scores speak first — but our clients have a few things to add.
"Went from a 41 to a 96 mobile score in less than 48 hours. Our bounce rate dropped 22% the following week. Genuinely shocked."
Jake Morrison
E-commerce founder
"We white-label OptoNerds for all our agency clients. Turnaround is fast, reports are clean, and the results are consistently impressive."
Sarah Reyes
Digital agency owner
"I'd tried three other 'speed optimization' services before. OptoNerds is the only one that actually moved my Core Web Vitals to green across the board."
Tom Chen
WordPress blogger

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